the 20th of march~~8 pm
"stupid cop"

i'm not even the drunk one!!!

so, i have a funny story. i was driving home from louis', driving down 35, and i'm just singing to sarah maclachlan, swerving to miss an extremely drunk guy in a caprice...when a cop sees ME swerving and pulls my ass over. yeah...for what? driving drunk. riiiight. so, i get out, i do a sobriety test for the guy, you know, touch my nose, and walk the line and shit...when he finally believes i was clean. then, and ONLY then did he decide to call in the other guy and have someone stop him. too late. the guy had already caused an accident further up the road that i was lucky enough to see...minor accident, but still. that dumbass cop...if he would have only pulled over the right guy at the right time. so that caused me to have an extremely large craving for a whataburger taquito...yum. so i headed home, only to crash.

today, oh yes, today was different. i was woken up by some really annoying banging noises. my parents are getting a new roof over their heads, so i have to suffer. they couldn't do this while i was gone, could they? nope...i have to sit here ALL day and listen to it. can we say, headache?!? oh yeah, not to mention my early morning dentist trip. it's one thing to sit on nitrous all day...it's another thing to try to keep your mouth wide open and concentrate on feeling pain or not. yeah...that's an almost impossible objective. and i was numb all day...from my chin on the right side, to the back of my right ear, to the bottom right eyelid, to the middle of my nose. yeah...and abby couldn't eat until like, 4 today. ouch. it was NOT a good day...at all. but, i love it right now!!!

abby

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